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I’ve used up most of my PTO going to job interviews.
Took Monday – Thursday off. Still had 5 ass chewings today. PGP.
“Please disregard my last email.” PGP.
PGP asking about what readers want. Readers respond they want more “adult” columns. Borislow puts out article about weather. PGP.
“See you next year.” PGP.
I honestly thought I was getting the flu yesterday. Then I was reminded I had 4 beers and a shot the day before. Turns out I had a hangover. PGP.
I actually ran a pen out of ink before I lost it. PGP.
I showed up a half hour early to show the boss that I’m dedicated. He didn’t come in today. PGP.
“We weren’t sure he was going to make it out of school.” My professors to my boss at the recruitment fair. PGP.
“Did you take the last cup of coffee without making more?” PGP.