250 hours of PTO and nowhere to go. PGP.

Grabbing the wrong bag at Panera rapid pick up. PGP.

Coworkers that ask “Where’d you go?” when you return from taking a shit. PGP.

Department wide email chains about closing the refrigerator door. PGP.

New girlfriend invited me to her college reunion. Got cucked. PGP.

When your boss forwards you a boring 1 hour meeting and demands you attend for him because he “doesn’t want to.” PGP.

Took a half day to relax. Got bored and logged on to work remotely. PGP.

Being on a terrible date and the waiter takes an hour to give you the bill. awkward. PGP

A Sponge Bob meme got blocked at work because it had the word bikini on it. PGP.

Reordering business cards because all 250 of them have gone into “Customer of the Month” raffles at the go to lunch spots. PGP.