A recruiter from the company that rejected me last month just reached out to me to apply for the same exact position. PGP.

Spent $75 on candies and snacks at CVS this past weekend. PGP.

I showed up a half hour early to show the boss that I’m dedicated. He didn’t come in today. PGP.

“Pepto is for quitters.” PGP.

“We weren’t sure he was going to make it out of school.” My professors to my boss at the recruitment fair. PGP.

Boss bought me a coffee for ‘no reason.’ It has been an afternoon of anxiety and paranoia. PGP.

Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.

Coworkers who insist on loudly having personal phone calls with their doctor in the break room. PGP.

Coworkers who show you their weight loss before-and after photos. Every. Week. PGP.

Spending the weekend helping my boss move. PGP.