When someone follows you into the bathroom then takes the stall next to yours. PGP.

“Any big plans for the long holiday weekend?” PGP.

That one friend on LinkedIn who “publishes” academic articles on the market every couple weeks. PGP.

“Morning” ……… “See you tomorrow” PGP.

Using Shift when Caps Lock is on. PGP.

Day 2 at my new job. Accidentally set my brand new key card on fire. PGP.

Reigniting an old college flame while in town for work only to be ghosted when you leave. PGP.

That guy in the cubes that advertises his soreness due to physical activity over the weekend. PGP.

Just moved cross country and starting grad school tomorrow. The Sunday Scaries are real. PGP.

Having to schedule hangovers on your calendar. PGP.