My favorite work bathroom is under construction.
Not sure if I’m hungover or just out of shape.
My humble brags are now mostly humbling. PGP.
Using seasonal affective disorder as a cover for your alcoholism. PGP.
Finding the quickest route out of the workplace that is out of other coworkers line of sight. PGP.
My local hooters closed. PGP.
Mandatory office potlucks. PGP.
Adding superfluous items to your shopping cart so it doesn’t look like you live alone. PGP.
Holding in jokes that would probably get you fired. PGP.