My last day of work is at the end of this month, and yet, my current boss asked me if I could cover for him while he’s gone during the week of July 4th. PGP.

“Alexa, where did it all go wrong?””Sorry, I couldn’t find an answer to the question you were looking for.” PGP.

I work for a “work hard, play hard” company. PGP.

Sometimes office drama is the only thing that gets me through the day. PGP.

Trying to sync up the gym exit with hot girl from the gym. PGP.

Got the first sunburns of the season this weekend. The longest period of time I was outside was an hour for brunch on the patio. PGP.

Last week on the job and trying to pretend like I still give a shit. PGP.

Spent 7 hours at the El Paso airport. PGP.

Just put $100 I won from horse betting into my savings account and it may be the most responsible decision I’ll make all year. PGP.

Missed my connecting flight and had to sleep in the Detroit Airport. PGP.