Showing an aggressive amount of chest hair for a Monday. PGPowerMove.

Had to explain pivot tables to coworker, still doesn’t “get it.” PGP.

“You look a little ‘defeated’ today. Is something wrong?” PGP.

Elevator small talk. PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

I can’t even fake being nice to people anymore. Now I’m just the office bitch. PGP.

“Why didn’t you ask me about my vacation?” PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

Got a promotion. New title, More responsibilities, More stress. Same pay. PGP.