Too tired to drink. PGP.

Opting to listen to radio commercials over taking my headphones off to hear my coworkers talk. PGP.

My boss emailed me within that 10 minute window I was briefly away from my desk. He decided to call me to confirm that I got his email. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.

Got asked in an interview what I’m passionate about and I’ve never been so stumped in my life. PGP.

Fun Fact: Ctrl Delete will erase all of the emails in the shared inbox. PGP.

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.

My girlfriend reads Things Girls Do After Graduation, so now I have mad ring pressure. PGP.

My condom stash is expired. PGP.

My boss just put in his two weeks notice. PGP.