Constantly living in a state of “Am I hungover or just very tired?”

Getting dethroned from using the secret bathroom that you thought everyone in the building forgot about.

My boss of five years still spells my name wrong in emails.

Nothing says “late twenties” like mid-sex cramps.

Getting carded today was easily the biggest compliment I’ve gotten this year.

Looking out the office window to see if your boss’s car is gone before ducking out early.

Waking up and feeling like you’ve run a marathon when you actually just spent an hour at the driving range.

There’s a Pedialyte in the break room fridge.