Carol from HR microwaves fish every. single. day.

I put in my notice and the company owner told me not to bother coming back.

New girl just told me she can’t believe it’s already Friday. Must be nice not to have your soul crushed yet.

The “try as best you can to be productive today” team email the day before Memorial Day Weekend.

The casual “So, like, what’s the deal on the ‘random drug tests’ policy around here?” question when starting a new job.

Coworker quoted Nickelback during our morning meeting.

Submitting Pedialyte as an incidental expense when reconciling travel receipts.

Sure thing deal pulled out at the last minute on Friday afternoon.

Cashier asked if I have a sick kid at home as I purchased a Pedialyte.