Bender

I'm 40% whatever you want me to be. Bite my shiny metal ass.

Member Since 03/06/2017

“Try to remain productive with your bench time.”

Post Grad Problems

Bumble match asked about my height. Was unmatched immediately after telling her.

Post Grad Problems

The local dive bar I just became a regular at has a ‘for sale’ sign on its front door.

Post Grad Problems

That one neighbor who doesn’t shovel his portion of the sidewalk…oh wait that was me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Working this week but was told I’m not allowed to bill the client. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Not knowing the difference between a white elephant, gift exchange, and secret santa. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Browning out during the office gift exchange and forgetting to take home your present. PGP.

Post Grad Problems