Getting Olive Garden catered for lunch being the highlight of your week. PGP.

When you’re at work and realize you can still see the bar stamps on your wrist. PGP.

My coworker spends half of lunch hour fixing his fidget spinner. PGP.

Didn’t realize I had a small hole near the elbow of my shirt until 10 a.m. at work yesterday. PGP.

It’s my birthday today, I work 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. PGP.

The best part of a lunch meeting is using the napkins to dry my tears of anger. PGP.

When coffee becomes water and water becomes pointless. PGP.

The janitor asks me daily why I always look so tired. He’s been throwing out my trash for 8 years now. PGP.

“Can you please respond to this?” PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.