Hungover right now because I got too drunk while fixing things around the house yesterday. PGP.

Just put $100 I won from horse betting into my savings account and it may be the most responsible decision I’ll make all year. PGP.

My friends got married and engaged this past weekend. I wasted $7 on a claw crane. PGP.

Caught a glimpse of my boss’ Google search: side effects of birth control. PGP.

Boss added me on Snapchat. PGP.

Flirting with the HR girl has to be a trap. PGP.

My company is “encouraging” us to join the Workplace by Facebook and share our lives at work. PGP.

Pretty sure I threw out my back yesterday by sitting in my car driving. PGP.

I usually keep an extra shirt in my office for emergencies. Took it home yesterday and spilled coffee on myself today. PGP.

Knowing you’re due for your annual act of mischief and debauchery but still dealing with the fallout from last years incident. PGP.