I work for a “work hard, play hard” company. PGP.

Just spent my morning creating fake meetings on my Outlook calendar for Friday so people can’t hijack it with their bullshit. PGP.

Had a dream I was at Chili’s. Woke up disappointed. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Took up golfing as a hobby because pride is overrated. PGP.

I don’t know who Todd is and I’m too prideful to ask in the comment section at this point. PGP.

Having more notifications on LinkedIn than Insta. PGP.

Went down a floor in my office building to throw up this morning so my co-workers don’t think I’m a degenerate. PGP.

Having a surplus of PTO and a shortage of funds to do anything with it. PGP.

I just found out I’m going to a wedding for Memorial Day weekend 2018. PGP.