Staying up late watching a marathon on HGTV and paying for it the next morning. PGP.

Finding out that college was basically an $80,000 Excel workshop. PGP.

My boss’s opening line in my preformance review was, “Do you even like this job?” Crap. PGP.

Having your headphones break in the middle of the workday. PGP.

Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.

Vendor keeps ignoring my request. PGP.

If I never have to hear the word “client” again, I’ll be fine. PGP.

Setting up my trust. I have no kids and I am unmarried. PGP.

My 30th birthday will fall on a Monday. PGP.

Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.