TheFakeCameronDiaz

Member Since 07/27/2016

Every morning, my coworker tells me how good/bad she slept the night before.

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Being in the closet about still playing video games.

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Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

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My audio book game is on point. PGP.

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I actually ran a pen out of ink before I lost it. PGP.

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Blocking your schedule out for a “meeting” so you can go buy 1/2 price candy during work. PGP.

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My only real motivation at work is not to get fired and not to get hassled. PGP.

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I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.

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Found roaches running through the coffee cabinet today. PGP.

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My fiancee outed me as a serial Bachelor franchise fan and won’t stop giving me shit about it. I’m a dude. PGP.

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