Every morning, my coworker tells me how good/bad she slept the night before.

Being in the closet about still playing video games.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

My audio book game is on point. PGP.

I actually ran a pen out of ink before I lost it. PGP.

Blocking your schedule out for a “meeting” so you can go buy 1/2 price candy during work. PGP.

My only real motivation at work is not to get fired and not to get hassled. PGP.

I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.

Found roaches running through the coffee cabinet today. PGP.

My fiancee outed me as a serial Bachelor franchise fan and won’t stop giving me shit about it. I’m a dude. PGP.