My Bumble date just added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

“The 9th floor fridge is being cleaned out at 3:30.” PGP.

A recruiter from the company that rejected me last month just reached out to me to apply for the same exact position. PGP.

$1.50 hot dog combo at Costco for lunch. PGP.

When your boss says “feel free to come to me with any issues and concerns,” and then subsequently being shut down when you present him with any issues or concerns. PGP.

Taking a break from looking at memes at your desk to look at memes in the bathroom. PGP.

“How about that fight?” PGP.

Preemptively wearing icy hot in anticipation of a pulled back. PGP.

Got super drunk on my Day 4 at new job. Threw up on my way in on Day 5. PGP.

Fell asleep in the middle of my fantasy draft last night. PGP.