I’m not allowed to wear headphones at work. PGP.

“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.

My rival at the company gym is twice my age. PGP.

Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.

The new hires aren’t intimidated by me. PGP.

“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.

Had a chorizo breakfast burrito and large coffee this morning. Bathroom was out of toilet paper. PGP.

Getting winded from the office stairs. PGP.

I’m the oldest dude at my new yoga studio by at least 10 years. PGP.

I got told I need to be proactive by my boss. PGP.