I’ve caught the bouquet at all of my sisters’ weddings. Still single. PGP.

My neighbors are moving out of their apartment using a horse trailer. PGP.

Had a panic attack so bad on my drive home from a stag party that my arms went numb and had my girlfriends mom pick me up. PGP.

I use Snapchat geo filters to figure out where I am on a regular basis. PGP.

“Are you the new intern?” PGP.

The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.

“Would you mind coming in tomorrow in casual clothes? I need you to move some stuff.” PGP.

Not knowing if the “Department Restructuring” meeting will involve you getting promoted or being fired. PGP.

Left HR but I’m too invested in my profile to make a new one. PGP.

Accidentally sent my boss a Ric Flair gif. I haven’t heard anything back… PGP.