Being unreasonably excited for a Monday morning because Duda took a screenshot of my snap. PGP.

I fucking love going to Lowe’s. PGP.

Exclusively scheduling lunch/coffee meetings so I don’t ever have to spend my own money on food. PGP.

I missed Amazon Prime Day. PGP.

Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.

I sharted in the shower this morning. My body is officially falling apart. PGP.

I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

Peaking in college. PGP.

Ate my lunch much outside the other day, got sunburnt and sweated through my shirt. PGP.

I probably only do about 2 hours of actual work in a given week, I don’t think my boss notices. PGP.