I can’t even fake being nice to people anymore. Now I’m just the office bitch. PGP.

Every day feels like the “longest day of the year” at my office. PGP.

“Why didn’t you ask me about my vacation?” PGP.

Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP.

Being not only awake, but at work before Morning Coffee Thoughts is posted. PGP.

New job doesn’t have wifi. PGP.

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

When one of your Teaming Partners VP of Business Development adds you on Snapchat via “in my contacts”. PGP.

I don’t know how to put a GIF directly into a comment. PGP.