My mentor is hot and married. PGP.

Skipped the weekly work happy hour because I’m still hungover from the long weekend. PGP.

Coworker just called me in her office to show me her Facebook album full of quilts. PGP.

My floor’s AC was turned off for a good part of the afternoon yesterday. My floor was the only floor in the office where the AC went off. PGP.

Wife said I have to turn my Instagram to “private”. Now I will never get 100 likes. PGP.

Ghosted a potential supplier. PGP.

Had to explain pivot tables to coworker, still doesn’t “get it.” PGP.

“You look a little ‘defeated’ today. Is something wrong?” PGP.

Running errands on your lunch. PGP.

Coworkers that email you then immediately walk over to talk to you about it. PGP.