The highlight of my week will be the Grillmaster Giveaway…even if I don’t win. PGP.

Not getting invited to the PGP beach vacation. PGP.

The hot girl at the gym said hi to me and it made my day. PGP.

Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

Neighborhood garage sale is this weekend. PGP.

Coworker complained to me that her half birthday was yesterday and no one said anything about it. PGP.

I’ve started getting irrationally angry at emails that do not have easy to read fonts. PGP.

Getting your entire office of millennials hooked on PGP. PGP.

Turns out the guy I’m going on a date with tonight is 6’8″ which makes him 20 inches taller than me. PGP.

Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.