Hopper

I serve and protect the citizens of Hawkins, Indiana. And I have a crush on Will's mom.

Member Since 12/01/2017

“Our team is like the Navy SEALs of the company.”

Post Grad Problems

Non-C Level douches who write their LinkedIn profiles in the third person.

Post Grad Problems

Leaving my AirPods in when I’m not listening to music so nobody talks to me.

Post Grad Problems

Being in the closet about still playing video games.

Post Grad Problems

Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

Post Grad Problems

Coworkers having to fill you in on what you did during the last hour of the Christmas party. PGP.

Post Grad Problems