Hopper

I serve and protect the citizens of Hawkins, Indiana. And I have a crush on Will's mom.

Member Since 12/01/2017

Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.

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Ending nearly half of all office communicator conversations with “and next time you can probably just Google this.”

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Accidentally pressed Speak instead of Paste in Bumble during a conference call. Everyone heard my cheesy pickup line. Now it’s how all my coworkers begin conversations with me.

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“Our team is like the Navy SEALs of the company.”

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Non-C Level douches who write their LinkedIn profiles in the third person.

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Leaving my AirPods in when I’m not listening to music so nobody talks to me.

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Being in the closet about still playing video games.

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Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

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Coworkers having to fill you in on what you did during the last hour of the Christmas party. PGP.

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