Getting the Sunday Scaries after seeing Spring Break pics from friends still in college.

Boss: “No need to rush on the project..”First of all, we both know that’s bullshit. PGP.

My coworker responded “Thank you, master” in a group text with my boss. I’m not sure if I can take this anymore. PGP.

Received an email thread with the subject line “Happy Friday.” PGP.

My coworker responds “roger that” in a group text with my boss. PGP.

“Why are people so stupid” – I said as I walk into my first client meeting. PGP.

“So how was your labor day weekend?” PGP.

My coworker spends half of lunch hour fixing his fidget spinner. PGP.