Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Lady next to me is already listening to Josh Groban’s Christmas album. PGP.

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Finding joy by wearing fancy patterned dress socks. PGP.

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Left to take a 20 minute dump at 9:32. Voicemail from manager at 9:33. PGP.

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My LinkedIn Premium trial ends at midnight. PGP.

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“I’m a little upset about a bad sexual episode last night.” -Fletcher Reed. PGP.

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American Hero Decides Life Is Worth Living After Weekend Bender Full Of Cocaine And Mexican Hookers

Egyptian Bus Driver Uses Wife’s Urine To Beat Drug Test, Finds Out She’s Pregnant In Worst Possible Way

Unbelievable.

Holy Hell, This Guy’s Marty McFly Hoverboard Costume Was The Best Thing About Halloween

Dry spell is approaching ‘Nam-like proportions. Neverending. PGP.

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Second in command, on a two-person team. PGP.

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