Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My new drug dealer is my doctor. PGP.

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My bank account sits at -$13.47. I am worth negative one medium, no topping pizza. PGP.

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Friendly reminders are never friendly. PGP.

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Struck up a flirtationship with the hottest girl in my office. Found out she’s banging my boss. PGP.

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Threw my back out sneezing. PGP.

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Medal Of Honor Recipient Brilliantly Calls Out ISIS On Twitter

The bare minimum I do is starting to exceed expectations. PGP.

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I did No-Shave November and no one noticed. PGP.

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Having to scroll down to find your birth year when registering for stuff online. PGP.

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Now that it’s sweater weather, I can wear my stained dress shirts again. PGP.

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