Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

The only birthday card I got this year was from my used car dealer. PGP.

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Not needing an alarm clock. PGP.

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Our boss must celebrate Festivus, because he definitely just led an Airing of Grievances. PGP.

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My parents still have to co-sign on my apartment lease. PGP.

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Please kill me if I ever become the person in the office who wears the blinking Christmas lights necklace. PGP.

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Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.

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My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.

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Knowing you’re being catfished on Tinder and still playing along with it. PGP.

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Sympathizing with customer service reps. PGP.

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