Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My coworker is ten times more annoying now since his heart attack. PGP.

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My favorite gift this year was the Sonicare my mom got me. PGP.

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My Mom and my boyfriend are the only people that email me at work. PGP.

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Pregamed my hometown bars at Applebee’s. PGP.

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Ending every mean email with exclamation marks and a smiley face. PGPM.

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Thought I could get away with wearing jeans into our near-empty office today. Still got called into HR. PGP.

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My VP just told me I wouldn’t last a day in prison. PGP.

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I just made an entire meal out of condiments from the break room fridge. PGP.

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Praying that my tax return will be enough to knock out a nice chunk of my credit card debt. PGP.

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My boss told me “cost of living doesn’t matter anymore” as he gave me a .5% raise this year. PGP.

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