Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Staying up late watching a marathon on HGTV and paying for it the next morning. PGP.

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Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.

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My ex’s ex is dating my other ex. PGP.

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Got to the office 2 hours early to start working on my to-do list. Wifi is down. PGP.

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Fell asleep with 6 minutes left in the game. PGP.

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Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

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Took a day off because I wanted a three day weekend, woke up with the flu. PGP.

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Boss announced we will have a guest speaker on “how to manage millennials.” As the only millennial I offered to give the speech for half the pay and no benefits. Offer rejected. PGP.

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Half the exec team ended up at my apartment after the holiday party. The Director of Operations took my dog out. I can’t look anyone in the eye today. PGP.

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Old enough for wrinkles, young enough for acne. PGP.

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