Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I can’t remember the last time I needed sunglasses. PGP.

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I won’t see my first vacation day until June. PGP.

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Facebook reminding me that I had a really shitty year. PGP.

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The Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To New Year’s Resolutions

Taking an early lunch to take advantage of the doorbuster specials at Jos. A. Bank. PGP.

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Show me the way to go home now. I’m tired and I wanna go to bed. PGP.

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I always volunteer to clean out the fridge in the break room every month so I can get some free food that may or may not have spoiled. PGP.

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“I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” – Charlie Brown. PGP.

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My desk is directly next to the bathroom and no, it’s not because I’m the shit. PGP.

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My boss’s boss told me that I could leave early. My boss said I can’t leave early. PGP.

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