Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Got to the office five minutes early. Left my laptop at home. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My middle aged cubemate is blasting Nickelback at 8 a.m. Good morning to me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Management will be in town this week to discuss changes they’re making to the office.” …fuck. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My company not having its shit together is the only thing keeping me from being fired. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “Did you already eat lunch?” 2: “Yeah.” 1: “Do you want to go to Chili’s anyway?” 2: “Yeah.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

20 Facebook Resolutions You Should Keep In 2015

Last meal of 2014, frozen pizza. First meal of 2015, frozen pizza. PGP.

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My New Year’s resolution is the same as it was sophomore year in college: To stop pissing myself while blacked out. PGP.

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My resolutions for 2014 have become my resolutions for 2015. PGP.

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I’ve already lost half of the socks I got on Christmas. PGP.

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