“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

Having prescriptions for drugs you once used recreationally. PGP.

Getting more action in the stock market than the bedroom. PGP.

Broke my New Years Resolution to not use Tinder. Not a single match yet. PGP.

My company not having its shit together is the only thing keeping me from being fired. PGP.

The highlight of my week was setting up my auto reply email for Christmas vacation. PGP.

Already counting down the days ’til Christmas vacation. PGP.

So under qualified I didn’t even get a rejection letter. PGP.

Meaningless email conversations. PGP.