Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Damn, I missed the sun again. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My only LinkedIn profile views from the past month are from my mother and a Catholic Deacon from Maine. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The coworker who sits between us got promoted, and now Steve won’t stop trying to talk to me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Got cut off by a short bus on my way to work this morning. PGP.

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The sun is out for the first time in a month and I have one of the few windows in the office. People won’t stop bothering me. PGP.

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Being an intern at 23. PGP.

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I just charged on the company card $1,100 for flight and hotel to visit a client that is only paying us $7,500 for our product. PGPM.

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Kegels. PGP.

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There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

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I’ve perfected the art of using a diagonal piece of bread as a hot dog bun. PGP.

Post Grad Problems