Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

“I see friends around from time to time, when their ladies let them slip away.” -John Mayer. PGP.

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The only decent looking woman in my office is also the HR rep. PGP.

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Actually using condoms. PGP.

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I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.

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Hyperlinked our company’s website to a Rick Roll video in my email signature. PGPM.

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Caught the new hire already job searching at his desk. I’ll let him make the same mistake I did. PGP.

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Exempt status. PGP.

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My condoms expired. PGP.

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I just finally paid off my credit card debt. I have no idea what to do now. PGP.

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The guy next to me has had a cold since Halloween. PGP.

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