Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I moved to Omaha today. PGP.

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Anyone that uses “Ninja” as a title on LinkedIn. PGP.

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Being legitimately excited about the new carpet that was installed in the office over the weekend. PGP.

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Burned two-thirds of my lunch break in a drive-thru line. PGP.

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Applying for your dream job while drunk. PGP.

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My neighbors’ kids stay up later than I do. PGP.

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Gonna stay in Friday night to do my taxes. PGP.

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We hired a hot girl. Oh god, we hired a hot girl. PGP.

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Did the math. If I don’t get at least $1,732 back on my tax return, I’ll have operated at a loss in 2014.

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Having prescriptions for drugs you once used recreationally. PGP.

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