Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My friend got a sleep apnea mask. I’m kinda jealous. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My mom still slips me 20s. PGP.

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They fired my only friend at work. PGP.

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The most daring thing I’ve done this week was like an Instagram pic by a girl three points out of my league. PGP.

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Just found out that I have to move cubes. Might just quit instead. PGP.

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“I know you already left the office, but can you handle this right now?” PGP.

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Prop bets on which friend’s baby will cry first at the Super Bowl party, and whose pregnant wife will make him leave first. PGP.

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Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

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Accidentally typed “Go tit!” instead of “Got it!” to a client today. PGP.

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These guys. PGP.