Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.

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Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

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Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

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The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.

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The amount of estrogen envy in the office every time flowers are delivered #PGP

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My boss just bought a car that’s worth more than twice my salary. PGP.

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Taking Gas-X pills is like putting a band-aid on a bullet wound for me. PGP.

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Canceled lunch plans with friends so I could nap instead. PGP.

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Still waiting on that Christmas bonus. PGP.

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