Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

The “House Of Cards” Season 3 Binge-Watcher’s Prep Kit

Broke the bank for Hulu Plus. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

NSFW only applies when you don’t have your own office. PGPM.

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Thinking about starting a blog. PGP

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#lioning2015

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama

Post Grad Problems

I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

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Desk crunches. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Accidentally left my iPhone on “Do Not Disturb” all day. No one noticed including me. PGP

Post Grad Problems