Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Every week is like finals week. PGP.

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My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

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Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.

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Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

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“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

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Four hour drive there. One hour meeting. Four hour drive back. PGP.

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The Degenerate’s Guide To Dipping In The Workplace

Worked all Monday with a koozie in my back pocket. #PGP

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Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

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Called into a 150+ person conference call and spent the first 20 minutes listening to them take roll. PGP.

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