Hit the accelerator on a yellow light today, it’s the most alive I’ve felt all month. PGP
I’m still hungover from NYE. PGP.
“We should do a deep dive into the data.” PGP.
Hoping one of the newly graduated employees will be hot. PGP.
The only marathons I participate in are Netflix marathons. PGP.
Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.
“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.
So many door handle pulls while I’m in the handicap stall. PGP.
This is my cubicle, there are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.
Fake it till you make it. PGP.