“Hows your bracket looking?” PGP.

Interns showing you the hot new apps. PGP.

How long have you been working here? PGP.

My secret handicap stall now has a lock to gain access. PGP.

Someone had to warm up their leftover curry dish again. PGP.

Bottled wine taste, boxed wine budget. PGP.

Called into a 150+ person conference call and spent the first 20 minutes listening to them take roll. PGP.

Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes West of the Mississippi. PGP.