Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Got cutoff at the hotel bar again. PGP.

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Bet on UNC Duke. Still fell asleep during OT. #PGP

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Talking to my roomates about putting a garden in the backyard. #PGP

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Calling into a sports talk radio to complain about something. #PGP

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I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order

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Got asked by a bald coworker if I was thinning up top. He then proceeded to tell me, “Don’t fight it.” PGP.

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Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP

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I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

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Trying to convince my manager to let me have a bar cart in the office. PGPM.

People are arguing in the office about who got more snow in their area. Arguing. About snow. PGP.

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