I got a deluxe office chair because I said I was in a car accident. I’ve never been in a car accident.
We’re almost half way through the second quarter already
One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.
There is a puddle of piss that accumulates under both urinals everyday by noon
I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order
My new drug dealer is my doctor. PGP.
This isn’t the job I deserved, but the job I needed. PGP.