Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

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The new guy sits next to me so now I’m expected to be his best friend. PGP.

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The only thing I want for my birthday is a Dyson. PGP.

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The hotel I’m staying at blocks “inappropriate” websites. PGP.

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My job required me to use a typewriter today. PGP.

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Mondays are the Left Shark of the work week.

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1: “Did you read the guidelines?” 2: “I glanced at them.” PGP.

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The guy that sits beside me, Patrick, is a 40-year-old part time student at the local college while working an entry level sales job, and constantly reminisces about when he used to “crush sales” with a Land Rover dealership. PGP.

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I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.

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Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.

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