Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.

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Afraid to pregame the company party with my coworkers because they still don’t know that I am a complete degenerate. PGP.

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My doctor just voluntarily offered me a Xanax prescription. I’m here for the flu. PGP.

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Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

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7 a.m. is the new sleeping in. PGP.

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I have no idea how to do my job. Boss said I was doing great. PGP.

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I’m not trying to get fired, but I wouldn’t saying I’m actively trying to keep my job. PGP.

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“Thank you for submitting your application to this position. Please do not respond to this email, as this account is not monitored.” PGP.

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I got transferred 15 times in one call. PGP.

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My financial adviser described my drinking habit as “financially irresponsible.” PGP.

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