Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes West of the Mississippi. PGP.

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Woke up early to pack my lunch. Forgot it on my kitchen counter. PGP

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If I’m not going to be home by 10 I’m not going to do it. PGP.

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Can’t get an adderall prescription so I bought off brand caffeine pills instead. PGP

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I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.

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Promoted to a bigger office. Computer screen now faces the door. PGP.

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I used to be cool… PGP.

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Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

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Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

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Signing a card for someone in the office who you didn’t even know existed. PGP.

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