Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

The highlight of my day was watching Windows do an update. PGP.

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Not necessarily pissed that I had to come in on a snow day, just that everybody else came in too. PGP.

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Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.

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Birthday dinner at Applebees. PGP.

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When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

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My coworker caught me changing into workout clothes in my car. PGP.

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I should have listened to my mother. PGP.

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One of my coworkers just took his laptop into the bathroom with him. PGP.

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I’m just here so I don’t get fired. PGP.

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Broke my dry streak and threw out my back. PGP.

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