Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Perfecting the causal “lift and separate.” PGP.

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Just paid Turbo Tax $29.99 for a $4 tax return. PGP.

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Bought a blind fold at a sex toy party. I use it as a sleep mask. PGP.

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We’d been inching closer for weeks, but my bathroom schedule has officially lined up with my boss’s. PGP.

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My weekend plans were cancelled and it made my weekend. PGP.

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Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

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“I’m going to need to speak with your supervisor.” PGP.

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I go to bed earlier on the weekends than I do during the week. PGP.

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Raiding your parents’ house for groceries when they leave town for the weekend. PGP.

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The next person I hear say their weekend was “productive” I am going to punch in the face. PGP.

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