Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Getting more action in the stock market than the bedroom. PGP.

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Promoted from an hourly to a salaried position. Celebrated my first week by working 23 hours of unpaid overtime. PGP.

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Trying to decide what the difference is between “car accident that justifies a few days off work” and “horrible car accident.” PGP.

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Year-end raise hit my paycheck this week. All $3.81 of it. PGP.

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I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.

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When TImes New Roman size 12 looks small to you. PGP.

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I’m in an office wide Trivia Crack tournament. PGP.

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Broke my New Years Resolution to not use Tinder. Not a single match yet. PGP.

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Spent over five hours of company time playing Oregon Trail, making up for all the elementary school sessions that my teachers cut short. PGP.

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Got strep throat yesterday. My boss asked me if I was still coming in. She was legitimately pissed off when I told her the antibiotics take 24 hours to kick in. PGP.

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